2012 Book Count: 44

2013 Book Count: ???

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

"Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" - Jules Verne


Published in 1870 in France

The tale of Captain Nemo's voyages under the sea in his submersible ship have delighted readers for over a century.  Proffessor Arronox is taken aboard the ship after being tossed from his own alongside his manservant Conseil and a Canadian Harpooner named Ned Land.  The three are captive as Nemo refuses to let them see shores again after being aboard the Nautilus.

I think Jules Verne must have wanted a way to tell people about fish.  Perhaps he was a junior ichthyologist because his descriptions of the flora and animals under the sea prove to be extremely detailed and occasionally extremely boring.  At times the plot of the story seems to disappear entirely for a few pages just so he can describe some more fishes, sharks, algae, phytoplankton, etc.

I understand that this book was a real page turner when it first debuted, unsurprising since submarines had not yet been inverted and yet, Verne was already describing a machine so amazing it could travel the seas without much notice.  And with all the trips the party makes it is still a fun book.  I just wish that Verne had described their jaunts a little more, and the fish a little less.

Quotes:
"I ask no more than to live a hundred years longer, that I may have more time to dwell the longer on your memory"

"there was unusual life and vigour: this was truly living light! In reality, it was an infinite agglomeration of coloured infusoria, of veritable globules of jelly, provided with a threadlike tentacle, and of which as many as twenty-five thousand have been counted in less than two cubic half-inches of water."

"Nature's creative power is far beyond man's instinct for destruction."

"whatever the motive which had forced him to seek Independence under the sea, it had left him still a man, that his heart still beat for the sufferings of humanity, and that his immense Charity was for oppressed races as well as individuals."

Rating: ** (just not for me I guess)

Friday, May 4, 2012

"The Princess Bride: S Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure" - William Goldman


Published in 1973, 1998 by Ballantine Books

What happens when a milkmaid/princess, farm boy, Prince, Count, Spaniard, Giant, Pirate, and Miracle Man collide? The Princess Bride.

This used to be my sick movie go to.  It didn't matter how old I was or what I was sick from, I figured that if the little boy in the movie could handle it while feeling down and out, so could I.  I now own a dvd copy, but I am fairly sure that was one of the most played VHS Tapes in our collection.

I realized recently that no matter how many times I have tried, I haven't read the book.  So it took me by complete surprise this time when I picked it up and made it past the first (somewhat infuriating chapter).  You know William Goldman will get on with the story at some point but first you have to sit through 30 pages of him being a bit of a douche.  He effectively is as bad as "Morgenstern" and I wanted to edit him out.

BUT NOT FOR LONG! Haha! fooled you! The story takes off and from this point onwards his little additions are entertaining and pretty awesome.

It is filled with fighting, fencing, true love, baddies, some goodies, a few of the most beautiful women in the world, some intriguing marriages, royalty, hills and mountains, pirates, escapes, and it is amazing.  I wouldn't risk giving it away, but it is well worth the read.

I especially loved that there was so much more detail about Fezzick and Inigo Montoya, it really made all the times I have watched the movie even better.

Quotes:
Actually I think this is just my favorite passage.

"Then let's look on the bright side: we're having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are."
The moved down one step.  Then another. Then two, then three, as they got the hang of it.
"Why do you think they locked the door behind us?" Fezzik asked as they moved.
"To add spice to our trip, I suspect," replied Inigo.  It was certainly one of his weaker answers, but the best he could come up with.

Rating: ****